Happiness is One Purchase Away

Written by Kyle about Korea, Republic of. Feelin' confused
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"Love for women".

If you saw this sentence and thought it was an advertisement, what product do you think it would be advertising?  Go on, guess.

Did you think that it would be for beauty products like make-up or skin creme? I know Dove has that campaign for real beauty, so that would be a logical choice.  Unfortunately, it's a wrong one.

Did you think that it would be for some sort of self-help book catering towards the female side, that is also an excellent guess.  In fact, I think that title would sell.  But, alas, that's not what this advertisement is for.

Did you guess pizza?  Why would you, because that's absolutely rediculous?  It's not like pizza can be made especially for women.  I mean, pizza is pizza.  But you'd be wrong.  This is actually the slogan of a pizza restaurant which is inaptly named Mr. Pizza.

Mr. Pizza Really Likes Women
I think Mr. Pizza has many restraining orders against him

If you're still hungry after eating your specially-made woman's pizza, you can go to the chicken restaurant that is "a women's choice".  Sure, I know that when you look at and eat the pizza and chicken it doesn't seem any different than any others that you have tried.  But, remember, it's made for you, the women who likes perfectly acceptable tasting pizza and chicken.

If you're a man, or if you haven't felt the love, yet, there are many other things that you can buy to fill that void.  For instance, there's this soy milk that not only will give you love, but it also has an extra dose of nature, health, happiness, trust, and (for a limited time only) love.  You know, because sometimes, love just isn't enough.

Love = Soy Milk
You forgot the words super and awesome

Ok, maybe you don't need love, maybe you just want to be happy.  Just for a little while.  Well, all you have to do is drink some banana flavored milk and you're on your way.  It's easy, try it:


How's that for you?  Are you happy now?  No?  Ok, fine.  You know what would be real awesome?  Swiping a credit card!  Wait, there's more...you would get to swipe a credit card into a radish.  Not good enough for you, you say?  Ok, how about swiping a credit card in a radish's ass?  Ya, I knew you would like that.

I will not swipe my card in that radish's ass.
Which way do you put the magnetic stripe?

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