COEX: The World's Largest Underground Mall

Written by Kyle about Korea, Republic of. Feelin' normal
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The World's Largest Undeground Mall!  It sounds exciting at first, but then you realize 2 things: 1) There probably aren't that many malls underground and 2) it's a mall. 

It reminds me of The World's Largest Sitting Bronze Buddah on Lantau island in Hong Kong.  Granted, it's an impressive statue, but then someone told me that there were larger sitting buddahs in the world, they were just made out of something else that wasn't bronze.  And there are really large reclining buddahs.  The one in Hong Kong, was large, sitting, and bronze, therefore it gets the distinction.  So, if you're looking for large, bronze buddahs, Hong Kong is the place, and if you prefer to do subterranian shopping, go to COEX Mall in Seoul.

The first thing that struck me about COEX was that it looked kind of like any other mall, except that I can't read the map.  After about 5 minutes, though, the same thought hit me that usually hits me in Korean public spaces: "There's a crap ton of people here!"  I'm slowly getting used to it, but it's still jarring to be litterally running into people everywhere that you step.

Most of the mall is pretty, well, mall-ish, but we did find a couple of unique things that we probably wouldn't find back home.  First, we found a video arcade.  Video arcades by themselves are not remarkable things, but there were a couple of quintessentially Korean things, starting with the crowd watching someone play a video game.  Most Korean people under 30 play video games like they're training to be a pro.  That would be funny, but there are actually video game playing leagues where games are broadcast on national TV.  Apparently, this guy was really awesome at whatever game he was playing because he had a crowd of about 30 people glued to what he was doing:

Fun Times at COEX Mall, Seoul, Korea

Also in the arcade, we found some 1-2 people karaoke booths that were completely taken, or we would have done it.  It's no secret that people here love karoake, and at 500 won a song (less than 50 cents), it's a surefire way to spend some time getting close to your significant other while wailing out the latest K-Pop song.

Fun Times at COEX Mall, Seoul, Korea

And most awesomely, we found a sort of circus game where you pay money to shoot rubber pellets at stuffed animals.  I don't have anything against spongebob, but for some reason, it was fun pointing a gun at his yellow head.

Fun Times at COEX Mall, Seoul, KoreaFun Times at COEX Mall, Seoul, Korea

Outside of the arcade, we found the perfect place for "we're a boring married couple, but not so boring that we don't want to leave the house" couples like us.  It's a cafe where you pay a small hourly fee to play board games.  They also serve drinks and some limited food, but the real treat is getting schooled in Boggle by my wife.

Fun Times at COEX Mall, Seoul, Korea

Last but not least, what would a mall be without a movie theater?  They don't exactly get the cream-of-the-crop American movies here (read as: mindless aciton flicks) but any movie is better than no movie.  We first tried to buy tickets to the show via the ticket dispensing machines outside of the theater, but we could only get so far in the Korean menu options before we gave up and went to a live person.  We easily got our tickets there and headed to the theater, only to be informed by the attendant that our movie started in over 2 hours!  We still haven't gotten used to the 24 hour system, so we bought tickets to a 22:30 show, even though it was only 20:15.  Do'h!  Fortunately, Korean businesses are great about returns and they gave us our money back for the tickets so that we wouldn't have to wander around the mall for another 2 hours.

Fun Times at COEX Mall, Seoul, KoreaFun Times at COEX Mall, Seoul, Korea

All, in all, COEX is a mall and it is what it is.  But for rainy days (or for a really nice bomb shelter), it's a good place to pass the time.

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