Our extremely helpful hotel owner told us all about going to the park and his run-in with a jaguar about 10 years ago. "You'll smell it first," he explained. "They smell so bad - like their own excrement." Now that's the practical information I need, and nothing my ZooBooks magazines from when I was a kid told me about finding jaguars.
Kyle of course being the blunt voice of reason told me, "we're not going to see any jaguars."
I, ever the optimist, explained again, "but if they live here, why can't we see them?"
Santa Rosa National Park has over 250 birds species, 50+ bats species, 4,000 different kinds of moths & butterflies, 3 kinds of sea turtles and loads of mammals, like monkeys, deer, and coatis. We should have no problems seeing creatures, right?

Crazy spikey tree & tree poses.


Walking along, we were on edge to see jaguars. 5 hours of hiking conversation can be summarized by this:
1. "What's that low grumbling sound?" I ask.
Kyle and I stop, almost scared to look around and listen. 2 minutes later an airplane flies overhead. Sigh.
2. "Oh my gosh, what's that dark thing behind those trees?" I'm pointing to a dark mound hidden a bit by branches and tree trunks.
"Nope." On closer inspection it's a huge rock. Boo.
3. "Oh man. What's that terrible smell - Wait and that tinkling sound?" I ask. "Kyle? Is that you?" No jaguar pee.
So you've probably figured out by now that we didn't see, hear, or smell any jaguars, because this post would have been bursting with the exciting tale. Sadly, some of the most exciting things we saw were the rear-ends of creatures running back into the woods. We learned the hard way, that without a car at this park, you're stuck walking an access road the first 4+ miles to get to any trails. I suddenly really missed our $18/day crappy rental car, Sunshine, from El Salvador. At least we did spot a number of interesting plants and crawly creatures.
I should clarify with #3 that I didn't really mistake Kyle peeing for a jaguar, though his one-line sentence to summarize the park is a priceless Kyle one-liner:
"I've seen more exciting stuff come out of my butt."
Fabulous.



We're silly and adventurous, computer geeks and yoga peeps.
August 16, 2008
DADDIO
August 18, 2008
mumsie
August 19, 2008
Kyle
August 19, 2008
Bessie
August 19, 2008
Aubrey
August 19, 2008
Bessie
August 20, 2008
Kyle
Ok, fine. Here is the URL for south american opportunities: http://www.volunteersouthamerica.net/
I don't think there is a similar one for central america.
August 23, 2008
Todd and Liam
August 24, 2008
Linda
August 28, 2008
Evan
August 28, 2008
Kyle